Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Dear FTC: Go Fuck Yourself

This is not your blog. This is my blog. Until the day you put me in jail for my writing, I will write whatever I damned well please, whenever I damned well please, for whatever reasons I damned well please.

Regardless of any authority you may claim (which, as we both know, is unlawful under the United States Constitution), I do not recognize your authority over my writing, nor do I recognize your authority over my thoughts, associations, or any other form of expression.

I will continue to write whatever I damned well please, whenever I damned well please, for whatever reasons I damned well please, and I'll disclose, if I choose to disclose, whatever I damned well please.

If you want to try to get your $11,000 out of me for my writing, you're going to have to do it the same way every other mugger does: at the point of a gun. Don't be surprised if I respond to you the same way I would to any other mugger.

If you want to shut me up, you're going to have to either kidnap me or kill me. Either way, you will be behaving as pirates, bandits, highwaymen and muggers have done through the centuries. I know I'm just a small fish in the blogging universe, but even a small fish knows one or two other fish, and those one or two other fish each know one or two more, and so on, ad infinitum.

Kidnap or kill one blogger, the news gets out, no matter how small a fish that blogger is. All you'll be doing is pissing off the rest of the blogging universe, and making it more likely that more bloggers will respond to you as the scum-sucking low-life maggots you are. Who knows? Maybe the gene pool will be improved by the response. One can only hope.



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