Sometimes, you just need to decompress.

I pop bubble wrap at 2.05 bubbles per second! I popped 196 bubbles in 1 minute and 35.8 seconds at www.Virtual-Bubblewrap.com! Can you beat my score?

You wouldn't be fat if you just ate right!

If I had a penny for every time I've heard that (including from people I otherwise respect, like El Neil), I'd be wealthy enough to eat "right". As it is, though, the best answer to this moralistic declaration has to be this post.

Go. Read. Understand. THEN you can talk to me about whether or not I'm eating "right".